Copenhagen... we have a problem

World... watch out!
The delicate ecological balance of our planet is under threat once again.

In the past, cows that farted & belched a lot almost triggered off a greenhouse gas crisis with their deadly methane emissions.

Now, the world is on the brink of another potential catastrophe - rising water levels - caused by turtles farting without a care in the world.

An aquarium recently had to lower the water level in the tanks after gas emissions from turtles set off overflow alarms in the UK. Apparently, the turtles were on a diet of sprouts and beans!

I urge world powers in Copenhagen to treat the above as a serious matter and not just another blogger emission.

And that rounds off my blog for 2009 - a stonkingly stinky fart of a year.

Here's hoping 2010 is a ripping blast... albeit of an entirely different sort.

Bish! Bam! Boom!