"The only thing that gets laid in my courtroom is a complaint."
OK I admit! I came up with that one. But I must credit this funny, true story from The NZ Herald (Sex romp couple get a warning) for the inspiration behind that joke. Here are a few cool cartoons:
If you like the above, check out Off The Law by Charles Fincher - a blogful of lawyer jokes & classic legal humour. Some of the gags are so funny, it'd be criminal not to share them. But why litigate when you can propagate!