Shit happenstance = moment of frickin' truth

Private Randy Cockburn performs a dromedary drill

A picture is worth a 1000 turds

Powerful heat wave expected to hit nether regions of the country

Ouie Fontaine a la French Riviera

Forget Bird Flu. Beware of Bird Poo.

The Starship Enterprise No.9 boldly goes where no man has been

Hello... may I speak to myself?

Spot the Crown Jewels in the picture

C'mon Ref... that's gotta be a RED card.

Good Evening, the Headlines... IT WASN'T ME.

Mr. Madness would like to thank Zubin Singh for this post.

Yoga Workout or Binge Blackout. Do one daily.

Shavasana
Position of total relaxation.

Balasana

Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midsection and the spinal column.

  

Halasana
Provides excellent relief for back pain and insomnia.

Dolphin Pose
Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs and arms.

 

Salambhasana
Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs and arms.

Ananda Balasana
This position is great for massaging the hip area.

Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles.

 

Vomitasana
This position helps get rid of 'excess alcohol' instantly.

Mr. Madness would like to thank Sunny Nirula for this post.

Happy Diwali with Peace & Prosperity

Wishing a Happy Diwali to you and your family.

Hope you have a prosperous & peaceful 2010.

Best Wishes & Kind Regards,

Amar Trivedi

{Eco-tip: Save energy. Light an oil lamp.}

Fake Zebra. Original Idea.

A zoo in Gaza has used hair dye, masking tape and a paint brush to transform two donkeys into zebras.

Facing Israeli restrictions on the import of animals, zoo owner Mohammed Bargouthi decided instead to paint the white female donkey, delighting Palestinian children.

Bargouthi told Reuters that painting the animals was much cheaper than paying $40,000 to smuggle real zebras through tunnels into Gaza City.

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I'm sorry Mr. Trump... you're WIRED

FIFA Qualifier Update - NZ v/s Bahrain

New Zealand held an unrelenting but distinctly unlucky Bahrain to a goalless draw in the first-leg of the 2010 FIFA World Cup™ Asia/Oceania play-off in Manama.

Bahrain missed at least four clear chances of scoring while the Kiwis defended stoutly and emerged unscathed, with their goalkeeper Mark Paston the hero of the evening. Bahrain enjoyed better ball possession, dictated the pace of the match but could not find the target to give meaning to their overall domination.

The second-leg is scheduled for 14 November in Wellington with the winner booking a berth for next year's FIFA World Cup in South Africa.

Meet Twisty Fleximan - the web contortionist

Here's an interactive banner I worked on, featuring Twisty Fleximan - undoubtedly the most twisted son-of-a-gun hanging around the web.



Go on... turn his arm, pull his leg, wring his neck, twist his ankles, no matter what you do to him... he just keeps smiling.

Happy 143, Mahatma Gandhi

Updated: October 2, 2012 - Happy 143rd Birthday, Mahatma Gandhi.

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869 - 1948), commonly known as Mahatma Gandhi.

First posted on Oct 2, 2009:

On his 140th Birthday, here's a memorable Gandhi quote.

Today is Mahatma Gandhi's 140th Birthday. Anything I say in tribute to him would be stating the obvious. I'd rather this ad does it for me. It’s an oldie but a goldie.



This TVC features one of Gandhi's most popular speeches and asks "What if the great men and women of the last century had access to the communications networks of today?" The ad has a global unifying appeal. Just like Gandhiji's message - One World. One Family. Live in Peace.

AVATAR - the movie everyone's waiting for

In Theatres Worldwide December 18 - In this epic action adventure, James Cameron, the director of Titanic, takes us to a spectacular new world beyond our imagination. On the distant moon Pandora, a reluctant hero - Jake Sully - embarks on a journey of redemption and discovery as he leads a heroic battle to save a civilization.



Apart from all the buzz around its new state-of-the-art (clearer, sharper, deeper) 3-D technology, this is James Cameron's next big oeuvre after Titanic - his first narrative film in 12 years. Going by early reviews & sneak previews, AVATAR seems a must-watch on IMAX 3-D. Click here for the Avatar YouTube channel and here for the Avatar movie website.